The first time Sasuke saw the man he hated with every fiber of his being, he shouted, "Uchiha Itachi!" and charged at him.
"My foolish little brother," Itachi said, straightening the high collar of his Akatsuki cloak, which never fell down, and flicking his sleeve as he prepared to give Sasuke a lesson in love.
A pacifier fell out. The Uchiha Clan's fan crest was printed on its ring.
Sasuke: Excuse me? Uchiha Itachi, you son of a... You had a kid behind my back!
