[Naruto] Indra's Ambition

Her name is Indra, full name Otsutsuki Indra. My old man says I’m a man, but judging by the difference between her and her fish-brained little brother, and from my experience peeking at her in the hot springs, I’ve come to the conclusion that she’s a woman. Her father is supposedly the legendary, insanely powerful Sage of Six Paths. But based on all these years of looking at his face, he probably doesn’t have a wife. So here’s the question: did she and her fish-brained little brother spring from a rock, or did their father get himself pregnant and give birth to them in his old age?

Indra (deadpan): Dad, tell me, which of me and my fish-brained little brother did you give birth to by getting yourself pregnant?

Sage of Six Paths (strained expression): ...Anyway, you weren’t born by me.

Indra (clapping expressionlessly): I knew it, I sprang from a rock. With your abilities, Dad, you couldn’t have given birth to a beautiful son like me. Asura is so stupid, he must be your biological son.

Sage of Six Paths: Heh heh. Is Asura here? Come drag your wife away. She put all her intelligence and emotional intelligence into her combat power.

Asura (smiling brightly, dark aura rising): Father, if you could get yourself pregnant and give birth to me, why not keep going and say Indra is a son?

Sage of Six Paths: What the hell, how was I supposed to know some idiot would remember what I said about Indra until now?

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