□□ Master, I Won't Take Disciples

[The author is terrible at naming things, so the title may change. You can always recognize it by the cover title, "It's Not the Wind Moving." orz] Su Huai, the young patriarch of Tianhua Mountain, the greatest sect under heaven, awakened after a century in seclusion, having comprehended the heavenly laws. He realized that if this world were compared to a storybook, then he was the story's great villain, and a perverted one at that. In the future, he would take on a disciple with exceptional talent. This disciple would be the child of destiny in this world, commonly known as the "male lead." Up to this point, everything was perfectly normal. But for some reason, Su Huai, being a "perverted villain," eventually fell deeply in love with his own disciple. He tried to win over the male lead, Yin Qi, with countless rare treasures from heaven and earth. When Yin Qi sensed something was wrong and turned him down, Su Huai tried to force him. In the end, he even resorted to the despicable trick of drugging him, driving the male lead to leave the sect and sever their master-disciple relationship for good. And Su Huai, blinded by his unrequited love, not only failed to reflect on his actions, but turned evil and became a great villain, opposing the male lead at every turn. His eventual fate was easy to predict: his spiritual meridians were destroyed, and he was imprisoned beneath Tianhua Peak for all eternity. The naturally optimistic Su Huai couldn't help but fall into deep thought. He suspected that his "destiny" was so outrageous that even the Heavenly Dao couldn't stand it, and had therefore let him see through everything so he could save himself in time. This was a serious matter, so Su Huai quickly began analyzing and listing his "self-preservation plan": 1. Top priority: Never take a disciple! [Isn't a carefree life alone good enough? Why go looking for trouble?] 2. Men are dogs. Rather than look for a man, why not collect a few more jade whatsits? * Su Huai thought his plan was absolutely perfect. But plans never keep up with change. A few months later, Su Huai went out for a stroll, having nothing better to do. In the misty drizzle, he lifted his eyes beneath his jade-bone umbrella and saw the servant disciple assigned to sweep the stone steps below Tianhua Peak. His eyes were as still as dead water, empty of all joy and sorrow. Su Huai: Interesting. Three months later, Su Huai's figure had been branded into the cold, lonely depths of the servant disciple's heart, as dry and still as an abandoned well. Su Huai didn't stand on ceremony. Using a fake name and identity, he set up house with the young disciple at the foot of the mountain. Life was comfortable and delightful. So what if he had changed his second plan? The result was the same. Why bother with a disciple who was the male lead? Wasn't it better to find a puppy-like boyfriend whose heart and eyes held only him? * Some time later. Su Huai: Thanks for asking. It isn't better. I'm already thinking about breaking up and running away. He hadn't taken a disciple, but his romantic partner was still the male lead!!! When they were dating, Su Huai used a fake name and identity. So did the male lead. [doge] I'm still not sure how to describe the characters' personalities. [scratches head] I'll add more later. The author is terrible at writing blurbs, so this may be revised later (?). If you like it, please add it to your favorites~ Theme: Hope everyone can find someone to be with.