Everyone in the Great Wilderness Wants Me

Legend has it that a man born in the year, month, and hour of yin is the perfect partner for dual cultivation, and is adored by all manner of demons and evil spirits. Those born with immortal bones are said to be destined to become immortals, and anyone who takes their bones can cultivate twice as fast, making them precious treasures to every demon and monster. Those with exceptional understanding are said to ascend with ease, and are fiercely sought after by every major sect. When Su Qingchen learned that he had transmigrated into the legendary Tang Monk's flesh, and that he was destined to die young, all he wanted was to cling to Han Yu, a pure-yang man who had been promised to him in marriage while they were still in the womb. He wanted to keep a low profile and stay alive, but unfortunately, he had stunning looks, an extraordinary constitution, and a destiny without equal. Whenever Su Qingchen tried to keep a low profile, the System made him stir up trouble in the most conspicuous way. He didn't want to show off, but somehow always ended up doing it. All he wanted was to live a carefree life, so why was that so hard? This poor baby's heart is suffering! Whenever Su Qingchen tried to hide, the System would pop up at once: Don't run. Take him out. Su Qingchen: And what if I don't? System: Heh. Then I'll let him have his way with you. Su Qingchen: ... [Special Note] The author has given up on treatment in pursuit of the dream of conquering the stars and the seas. This story has no shame. Let's spend our days drinking and making merry. The setting is all made up, so don't take it too seriously. A sharp-tongued, boastful, flirtatious shou VS a gong with overpowering strength who knows exactly how to handle his shou. Blurb written on 2020/02/10, screenshot saved. Theme: A cheerful cultivation story with a System