Female Lead: I'm not the female lead. I'm just a little palace attendant (gong nu) serving as a hidden guard (an wei).
Second Female Lead: I transmigrated to the Qing Dynasty with a cultivation space. I have a spirit spring, spirit fields, and cultivation techniques. I'm the female lead of a Qing Dynasty transmigration story.
Third Female Lead: I brought a palace intrigue System with me. I'm skilled at music, chess, calligraphy, and painting. I'm the female lead.
Female Lead Number N: I run a cosmetics shop and a nationwide chain of restaurants. I know a bunch of princes. I'm the real female lead.
Female Lead: Heh. I'm the director of the Sticky Rod Office, an ordinary martial arts expert from a wuxia world who has transmigrated twice. I'll make my own living. (P.S. I watch the transmigrated women in the Fourth Master's harem drama every day. I could eat two more pounds of melon.)
Male Lead: I'm the director of the Blood Dripping Office. I think the little palace maid at the Sticky Rod Office across the street is so cute (xiong can). Should I transfer jobs?
Fourth Master: What did I do to deserve this? What are all these women in my harem? You two lovebirds over there, get out!
Theme: There's no golden finger in life, and no shortcuts.
