A Beast Tamer's Dating Simulator

[Commentary is open. New chapters every night at 9 or 10 p.m.!] (If it doesn't say it's finished, it isn't. I'll add the rest later, orz.) After getting drunk and falling, Chu Yi was reborn at eighteen, back in his high-school boy's body. He thought he'd been handed the script for an urban rebirth story: he'd soon be on his way to becoming the world's richest man by buying houses, trading stocks, and getting into the internet business. Or perhaps he'd become an all-around academic genius, the youngest Nobel Prize winner, a Huaguo Academy academician, or an internationally renowned scholar... Instead, his homeroom teacher informed the class: "Students, beast-spirit awakenings are about to begin. Be careful, and remember, staying alive comes first!" Chu Yi: Wait, where am I? Beast spirits? Awakenings? Staying alive? This isn't the right script! * Thirty-two years ago, Earth's energy was exhausted, and a higher-dimensional civilization was invited to descend upon the planet. With a wave of their hands, those beings brought forth strange phenomena across Earth, and all things mutated. Cats breathed flames that could set the wilderness ablaze. Dogs had claws and teeth that could cut through iron. Trees pulled out their roots and danced. Golden carp leaped up and became dragons. Ladies stepped out of yellowed ancient scrolls. Silent, famous swords hummed on their stands. Flocks of crows attacked six-winged angels, while battered armor drew its sword to fight merfolk. Humans, meanwhile, could make contracts with these creatures, known as beast spirits, if they awakened abilities, and undergo extraordinary evolution. Then, looking at his Simulator System, Chu Yi understood: raise beast spirits, get into a beast-taming university, conquer the nation first, then the world. He was destined to become the world's number-one Grandmaster of Beast Taming! By the following semester, after he'd become a big shot, Chu Yi was suddenly told: this mock exam would be administered by the God of Love. The God of Love was the most evil of the Eight Gods, always eager to tell ghost stories and torment beast tamers. Chu Yi, whose pride was heavier than three thousand pounds but who was terrified of ghosts: No!!! As he decided to end his second life before he could embarrass himself, Chu Yi finally took a proper look at the full name of his neglected golden finger: Romance Simulator. Maybe... that wouldn't be so bad? * High above the heavens, a handsome god was idly weaving his latest horror map when he raised an eyebrow. "Hmm? A date? Well... maybe that wouldn't be so bad." Couple: A beautiful, proud bottom who knows when to bend, x an evil god top Content warning: The golden finger doesn't have much presence early on. Welcome, my dears! Take a look at these upcoming stories in my profile: 1. "I Issue Divine Edicts in a World of the Uncanny" "I'll protect you from being killed by monsters." "But I want to use your bones as a bowl and your flesh as food. I'll turn your three souls into medicine and your seven spirits into grain. I want you to live and kneel in devotion, offering your faith, and even after you die, I want you to be grateful for divine grace and serve me at my command." "But he says that the Heavenly Court recognizes no heretical shrines or false worship. He'll tear down the mountains and temples, and he'll be here any moment!" 2. "A Feasibility Report on Attaining the Dao in Journey to the West" The day I became a Buddha, I heard countless voices weeping: "We beg you, World-Honored One, save us, turn us back from the sea of suffering, and lead us to the Pure Land!" "They say the Bodhisattva sits facing backward because he cannot bear to see all living beings suffer." "But I'm stubborn. I want to see if I can cleanse the world." Theme: I want to be number one in the world!