Primordial World: The Heavenly Dao Boss Who Wants to [REDACTED] Me

One day, while demonstrating to my deskmate how to eat grapes without spitting out the skins, I accidentally choked to death. When I opened my eyes, I found myself in the primordial chaos. The idiot I had been fighting alongside shouted, "Luo Hou!" and I was completely dumbfounded. To change my fate as a cannon-fodder character, I cleverly and bravely latched onto the Heavenly Dao's leg. I could provoke the Three Clans into a War Between Dragon and Phoenix, or help Xihe have children and achieve the feat of ten suns appearing in the sky. I followed the Heavenly Dao's orders wholeheartedly, making a diligent contribution to peace among the three realms. (Please insert applause here.) With all this hard work, surely I'll soon get promoted, get a raise, and marry a rich, beautiful woman. Just thinking about it gets me a little excited. But one day, I woke up in bed with an aching back and waist, only to see my boss, the Heavenly Dao, smiling at me and saying, "To reward you for all your hard work and ambition, let's cultivate together." ...Heh. No, thanks. Boss, let's not.