The Male God Says He's as Straight as a Steel Pipe

Stone-faced, tough bodyguard x naturally airheaded male god and Best Actor Couple: seemingly tough but secretly obsessive pursuer x outwardly elegant but actually airheaded, delusional recipient Blurb: Best Actor Qi Xia has the aura of a star and the looks of a male god. Wherever he goes, ratings are guaranteed. A winner in life? What a joke! He's a die-hard straight guy, so why does every man around him look gay, and why does every man seem to be drooling over him? Surrounded by a pack of wolves, Qi Xia had a sudden flash of inspiration and hired himself a bodyguard. Bodyguard He Xiao looked upright and honorable, a tough, battle-hardened man radiating straight-guy energy. He even seemed to be a fan. Qi Xia was very pleased. A few months later, he was so pleased he wanted to slap himself... Qi Xia, Qi Xia. Hadn't he just gotten himself into a tiger's jaws, with no way out? Reader's guide: ① This story involves the entertainment industry, but it's still a romance dressed up as an entertainment-industry story. None of the characters are based on real people. ② There are no villainous female characters in this story, not even the spoiled princess with a death wish who appears in Chapter One. ③ The recipient has neither brains nor emotional intelligence. Consider yourself warned! ← Link to the author's new web version ← Link to the author's new mobile version This is the author's next project. If you're interested, please add it to your favorites! Blurb for "For Mr. Nie's Favor": Many years later, someone interviewed Best Actor Tong Yan and mentioned Mr. Nie, his boss when he first entered the industry. Tong Yan smiled faintly. "Mr. Nie gave me my big break." That's how people in the entertainment industry joke, as if everyone didn't know what really happened back then. The truth was that someone had slept with their patron and risen to success, while Tong Yan had climbed into Mr. Nie's bed and been blacklisted immediately. Being blacklisted wasn't enough. Mr. Nie thought his flamboyant, shameless behavior lowered the moral standards of the entire entertainment industry, so he dragged him in front of him and scolded him like a son for years. Other people's patrons spent every night passionately doing this and that... Mr. Nie made Tong Yan recite the Eight Honors and Eight Disgraces every night. Thinking of this, Tong Yan felt even more like laughing. He was said to be able to act with nothing but his face. Was Mr. Nie even a normal man? Of course, only Tong Yan knew whether Mr. Nie was normal. Theme: