[Mythology] Song of the Bountiful Year

"With Singles' Day just around the corner, that once-a-year day when parcels pile up and deliveries get delayed, don't you want a delivery god who can bring your orders right to your door, twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, at superhuman speed? For just two yuan a month, paid in twelve installments, he can be yours!" On a basic webpage, these words appeared in black on a blue background, with a Buy Now button below.

So Shi Haoran's hand slipped, and he pressed the button.

And so, a ridiculous god appeared in his home. The god told him that ever since his friend died, the world had begun to fall apart.

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