I Accidentally Had an Indescribable Encounter with My Mortal Enemy

Blurb

The first time Wu Xi [□□] heard the name Nan He [he], it was from Xi Ya, because Nan He had caused trouble for one of his friends.

When Wu Xi heard the name, he unusually spent two full minutes staring off into space. Then he gathered a bunch of people and set out to settle the score.

After their fight, the two were well and truly at odds. Whenever they met, they got into a scuffle, making relations between their two colleges unbearably tense. Just as the colleges were on the verge of open hostility, the two culprits ended up in bed together.

When the news broke, a whole crowd of people were left flabbergasted. Only Xi Ya remained perfectly calm, saying it was all fate: Nan He was destined to be our god's wife.

Nan He, a committed materialist and atheist, stared in confusion: ???? What god??? Who's the wife??? Don't make things up!

Nan He x Wu Xi. The top is probably an immature brat. A lighthearted campus romance with a bit of fantasy thrown in [???]. It probably won't be very long. Updates should be fairly frequent over the New Year holiday, then sporadic after the holiday.

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