The Rebirth Handbook Is All Lies

Plot-focused / both reborn / seme protagonist / equally matched / devoted to each other / immortal-and-demon fantasy / genuinely playing dumb X fake amnesia.

No fighting for dominance / no leveling up / no cultivation / no sects / no palace intrigue

[Shocking Blurb]

Shocking! Two powerful beings have been in love for a thousand years, and it turns out they are both master actors!

What made an ancient ferocious beast conceal his identity in his previous life and become a humble local earth god?!

What made him keep working at this hopelessly dead-end job as an earth god after being reborn?!

And what made the dignified Azure Dragon Lord pretend to have amnesia, clinging desperately to the earth god just to stay by his side?!

[Calm Blurb]

In his previous life, Niu Mu sacrificed himself to save the world and let down the one he loved. In this life, he decides not to pursue him.

But when he finds his beloved seriously injured and suffering from amnesia, his heart softens and he immediately changes his mind.

Little does he know that his beloved is faking it, all to flirt with him...

A land god seme who seems all smiles but is actually deeply depressed X a well-behaved-on-the-surface, scheming dragon lord uke. The two put on a show of one-upmanship, farm and fight monsters, travel and hunt demons, dig for treasure, and fall in love.

Cozy, melodramatic, lighthearted, and a little ridiculous. The schemes are just background scenery.

Includes allusions to mythology and folk tales. Zombies, Taoist priests, immortals, demons, and ghosts abound.

[[[Revised edition! Don't buy if you've read chapters 56-108! New chapters every evening at six!!!]]]

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Completed original works: Wang Xie Leave the Swallows in China, Seeking the World's End in Fragrant Grass, A Man Should Wield a Sword, How to Deal with Your Dual-Cultivation Partner Stealing Your Soul, Fellow Daoist's Tail Is Fluffy, Interstellar Observer, Interstellar Big Bad Wolf.

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[ ] [I recommend this amazing author: Dan Bei Yi Xiao. A literary genius who used to write for magazines. Go read his gen fiction, it's so good!] [ ]

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