I Told You Not to Flirt with My Sword [Cultivation]

[I like this one, but it isn't good. I don't recommend reading it] After wandering the cultivation world for ten years without managing to establish his foundation, Shen Ke doesn't feel the least bit pressured. When a ninth-grade spirit sword appears, he goes over to watch the commotion, never one to miss a spectacle. He gives the sword a casual stroke, never expecting its sword energy to enter his body and send his cultivation soaring past the Golden Core stage straight into the Nascent Soul stage. Just as a luxurious carriage and a beautiful woman seem within his grasp, the sword energy inside him surges out of control. Shen Ke, who could explode at any moment: ... Xiao Daoluan, watching silently: I told you not to stroke my sword. After destroying his body and cultivating anew for eight hundred years, sword cultivator Xiao Daoluan awakens at last. All he wants is to reclaim the spirit sword he forged in his previous life and prove the Great Dao. He finds the sword, but someone else gets to it first, leaving him to watch helplessly as his beloved weapon falls into the hands of some good-for-nothing. He follows the other man, waiting for the sword to burst out of his body, only to discover that the man is flirting with more than just the sword. Xiao Daoluan, flirted with again and again: ... Shen Ke, perfectly content to wait for his body to explode: So what if I flirted with you~ A sword-obsessed top who has lost the will to live x a good-for-nothing bottom. 1v1, happy ending, bottom-focused. [Road Traffic Safety Act] 1. This isn't orthodox cultivation. The worldbuilding is casual, and the characters' ages don't make sense. 2. I'm not sure how to put this, but if anything in the VIP chapters makes you uncomfortable, please leave a comment before dropping the story, and I'll refund your subscription money. Theme: