Gintama: The Art of Staying Healthy, Young Man

Che Qianzi transmigrates into the last hope of the prestigious Che family, burdened with a blood feud and the great mission of kicking the Heavenly Guides and punching aliens.

"Damn it! Let me survive as an eleven-year-old girl first!" says Che Qianzi, who is twenty-eight on the inside.

During the Joi period

"Hey, Auntie Herbal Medicine, could you stop following me? I like sweets more than herbal medicine."

"You white-haired, curly-haired freak. Your [bleep] hair must be white and curly too. No girl will ever like you. Drink more herbal medicine, you bastard."

During the space era

"Oh? Is this Chinese lady one of my kind? Let's fight."

"No, no, I'm scared, I'm scared! I can't beat you, I give up!"

During the Edo period

"So this is Gintoki's old companion? She's so refined and ladylike."

"Yeah, aru. It must have been hard, growing up with Gintoki, aru."

"Shinpachi, Kagura, don't let appearances fool you. She's rotten to the core, more disgusting than an old man's armpit hair."

Che Qianzi: "?"

----------------------------Please note--------------------------------

This story mainly focuses on the heroine, so I won't cover every plotline. I'll write a few of the main arcs. Even if you haven't watched Gintama, you can read this without worry. It won't be a Mary Sue story, and she won't randomly save people or be a bleeding heart. I want to write this story well, so I won't abandon it. My jokes may be a little cold, though. orz

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