Good Dogs Don't Block the Road

Lu Hongjing was born with one golden eye and one silver eye, and a head of golden hair. When he was silent and still, he was breathtakingly beautiful. But the moment he opened his mouth, he could make anyone drop dead: "You son of a bitch! I win!" In an instant, his beauty turned into a pitcher plant. A few years ago, this guy picked up a grimy little stray from outside and named him Long Zhan. After raising him for a few years, the kid became his errand boy. This guy played mahjong and sent his errand boy out to buy a few jin of strong liquor, sometimes without even paying him. When he lost and was in a bad mood, he'd wander over to Long Zhan, who'd be eating, and say, "Look at you, how can you eat so much? Other people eat from big bowls, but you eat from a washbasin!" Long Zhan would hear this and silently cut his meal in half. The next day, this guy would have better luck and be in a better mood. Passing Long Zhan while he was eating, he'd casually say, "Huh? Don't you usually eat from a washbasin? Why'd you switch to a big bowl?" Long Zhan, thinking he was being sarcastic, would silently cut his meal in half again. By the third day, seeing that Long Zhan looked noticeably more haggard, this guy had something else to say: "Are you sick or something? Who told you to eat less?! You'll have to build yourself back up from scratch if you lose weight! Get back to eating from a washbasin!" A few years later, the errand boy had risen from a low-ranking soldier to a deputy general, with a handsome salary. Whenever this guy lost all his money playing mahjong, he'd simply take some from Long Zhan. And he never did it without a promise: "Don't worry. Once I win the money back, I'll pay you back with interest!" Standing behind him, the errand boy saw that his hand was hopelessly bad and said, "But that's my bride-price money." The pitcher plant didn't even turn around. "What's the big deal about bride-price money? If you lose it all, I'll be your wife!" Well, after that, the good dog who'd never gotten in anyone's way turned into a shamelessly generous spender, a quiet bookkeeper, and an unabashed obstacle in his path! A tall, strong, poker-faced, scheming, devoted-dog top x a bewitching, sharp-tongued, oblivious bottom who casually flirts with men. This story will go premium tomorrow (October 25). On the morning of the launch, I'll update 10,000 words at 10 a.m. I'm still no good at acting cute, but please support the official release! A completed historical danmei draft, Repaying a Scheming Chancellor's Kindness: scheming, corrupt official top x foodie bottom. It's really just a food story, written purely to soothe the author's frustration at seeing delicious food but not being able to eat it. A completed modern romance draft, An Unfounded Infatuation with You: an unconventional, alternative story. Premise: