[Naruto] How to Win Over a Brother-Obsessed Girl, Help Wanted

Ahem, at the readers' request, I've given the story a more down-to-earth title. (The original one was so literary, damn it!) This story is also known as How a Frequently Disconnected Male Lead Can Marry a Sister-Obsessed Girl Away from Her Two Sister-Obsessed Brothers: An Incomplete Guide and Shocking! The Reason This Man Can't Marry a Sister-Obsessed Wife Turns Out to Be... (in tiny print) Her Two Brothers Think Their Future Brother-in-Law, Who Keeps Rolling His Byakugan at Them, Isn't a Good Husband (in tiny print). Of course, the title was rejected because it was too long, too much like a Japanese light novel, and would expose the author's membership in the UC Shocking News division. What a shame. The blurb: It all began one day when a topic suddenly appeared on the Konoha forums. It sparked lively discussion among netizens throughout the shinobi world, along with heartfelt sympathy for the male lead. The topic was: #What do I do if the girl I like is obsessed with her brothers? Asking online, it's urgent!# Here's how it went: Neji: Who's the most important person to you? Sanye: My brothers. (Decisively.) Neji: ...Then which man do you like best? Sanye: I can only pick one? Neji: ...Yeah. Sanye: My second brother! (Decisively.) Sasuke: Good girl. (Pats her head.) Neji: ... Itachi: ... #This story hasn't even started, and I can already see how it ends.# Wait, what does it end with?!! #Neji and his brother-in-law hug each other and cry themselves unconscious in the bathroom.# A few things to know before reading: First, this author is terminally lazy. Updates every other day. Please understand that a lazy writer with terrible typing speed wants to study hard (yeah, right). Second, there will definitely be a male lead. Itachi's low appearance rate in the last story was an absolute fluke. Believe me. [Serious face] Third, this author has a reliable track record for finishing stories. I once turned a nipple-poking gag that randomly popped into my head into a story of over 800,000 words. So, how about giving it a bookmark? Theme: