Everyone's Hard, Only He's Limp

It rained tonight. My hand slipped, and I erased all my memories.

Then I kept running through the rainy night.

A man bumped into me with his pectoral muscles and said, "Be good. I won't hurt you."

Me: "Okay. You've got a big chest, so you're the boss."

Then he hurt me.

Let me tell you, that's why he died.

He got what he deserved. (:3" L)

Honesty is a quality everyone ought to have.

This man got what he deserved.

Let me explain the tags

Sweet story: All the men fell in love with me.

Superpowers: I have the ability to make all the men fall in love with me.

Legendary: A story about someone with such a powerful ability is naturally a legend.

Strong characters: With an ability this powerful, I'm naturally strong, and naturally, anyone who can be with me must be strong too.

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