The Ultimate Face-Slapping

The latest trends are face-slapping and the System,

so,

to keep up with the times,

this story.

Also, I'm definitely not going to tell you which masterpiece I'm making fun of~

This story is actually very simple.

I'm the second uke.

The winners of life are the first seme and the first uke.

By all rights, I should end up with the second seme.

But,

I'm the uke who can conquer heaven, and I'm the first to object!

P.S. I'm back!

To celebrate my return, I'm posting a short story to make my presence felt!

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