[Crossover] The Days I Pinch My Archrival

Focus on cheating people for a hundred years, don't think that you can't cheat people once you get married Hahahaha

Please cooperate with Dada's other article "Crimson Eyeshadow" for better eating flavor (*/ω╲*) Dividing line Confucius once said, leave a trace behind when you speak so that we can meet each other easily in the future. Master once said, you can eat random things, but you can't say random words. Senju Tobirama had no idea what a big flag he had set at this family meeting. The surprise (?) Of life is that it is full of unpredictable surprises. Senju Tobirama met Uchiha Izuna at a very ordinary festival. That day was May 5th, Boys' Day. In the yard of the Senju family, six carp streamers fluttered in the wind, indicating that the Senju clan, which had been passed down since the Immortal Era, was prosperous and its descendants were prosperous. Merchants on Kuanzhu Street have also launched various activities in response to the occasion. The newly decorated windows are filled with specialties from different countries, and the exquisite packaging shines with bright luster, making women who have already started a family simply unable to stop buying. Of course, what young boys and girls look forward to most are the night markets and fireworks displays. At the gate of Uchiha's house, two girls formed a beautiful scenery. Mito Uzumaki still wears his iconic bun, and his white yukata is dotted with large red plums. His bright red hair sets off the warm and contagious smile on his face, making it almost impossible to take your eyes away. Hinata Hinami rarely used a simple hairpin to tie up her long hair, revealing the magatama necklace hanging on a red string around her neck. It was a wedding token sent by the Otsutsuki clan. She wore a moon-white yukata, which further highlighted the elegant and calm temperament of the owner. Although both of them thought they were definitely not ugly, when Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Izuna appeared together, Uzumaki Mito and Hinata Hinomi were still deeply surprised. Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Izuna wear the same style of dark blue yukata. The difference is that Uchiha Madara wears a men's style. The pure dark blue color without decoration shows her domineering and assertiveness that is different from ordinary women. Uchiha Izuna wears a women's style. The exquisite and lifelike cherry blossoms on the yukata not only do not take away the owner's style, but make the already beautiful boy whose gender is blurred even more charming. Uchiha was originally known for his incredible looks, and when Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Izuna, who were at the top of their looks, appeared at the same time, the visual impact was definitely not as simple as one plus one equals two. Mito Uzumaki screamed and jumped on Madara's body, transformed into an octopus and clung to her tightly: "Goddess, Goddess! Today you belong to me! I want to go with Madara, and no one is allowed to snatch it from me!" "Hey!" Uchiha Izuna was not happy about being squeezed away. As the youngest in the family, and being pampered by his brothers and sisters since childhood, the word humility has never been in Master Izuna's dictionary, "Why? This is my sister, not your sister." "Just a little bit," Uzumaki Mito hugged Madara's neck affectionately, not forgetting to turn around and make a face at his love rival (?), "How about I just take it away? You can bite me if you can~" "Damn it, do you think I dare not? I will bite you to death right now! (╬￣Van￣)" Here we go again. Uchiha Madara had a headache on his face. As a well-known younger brother, of course she wants to follow Izuna, but Mito is also a childhood sweetheart who grew up together, and Madara's weakness is simply too obvious. As long as the other party looks pitiful and abandoned, she will be very helpless. Growing up, Uzumaki Mito didn't know how many times he had snatched Madara from Uchiha Izuna using this trick. Hinata Hinami covered her lips with her sleeves, smiling at the scenes that were played out almost every day. Then before the "battle" between the two parties escalated, she grabbed Izuna, whose hair was almost standing on end. "Okay, Izuna, don't argue with Mito. The old rule is, Mito goes to Madara's left, and Izuna goes to Madara's right." Hyuga Hinami, Uzumaki Mito and the Uchiha siblings were born in the same year, so the four of them grew up together and had a great relationship, and they often acted together when they grew up. This caused a lot of obstacles to Senju Hashirama's pursuit of tracking. As we all know, Hinata's Byakugan detection range is up to one kilometer in radius, and it is 360 degrees without blind spots. As the purest Hyuga princess, Hinata's Byakugan can even see further than ordinary people. And Uzumaki Mito's unparalleled perception is by no means for show. Hyuga Hinami has not had much contact with Senju Hashirama, and is not particularly impressed by his chakra. However, Uzumaki Mito is his cousin. The relationship between the two is so good that when Senju Hashirama wet the bed when he was a child, Uzumaki Mito would know the next day_(:з)∠)_ If the cousin who was violently raped by her family found out that she had plans for her goddess, she would definitely be punched into the sky and stand side by side with the sun, right? Orz Senju Hashirama Tome, silently decided not to be exposed until he actually married Madara. For a crazy person, stalking sometimes does not necessarily make people feel happy. On the contrary, it is physically and mentally abusive. "Brother, I want that candy apple." "Okay, Quan Nai is waiting here, I'll buy it." "Hmm (*^__^*)" "Is it sweet, Quan Na?" "It's very sweet. My brother will eat it too." As Izuna said, she turned the apple candy she had bitten into her hand. Madara Uchiha took a bite without hesitation, and then touched his brother's head with gentle eyes, "It's very sweet~" "I like my brother the most~" "I also like Quan Na the most." [Senju Hashirama: HP-2000] "Hey? There is a goldfish fishing stall in front of you. Let's go fishing for goldfish together, Madara!" Uzumaki Mito pulled Uchiha Madara forward enthusiastically. "Mito, slow down, the goldfish won't run away..." Uchiha Madara showed helplessness, but he still obeyed and was pulled away by the ball-headed girl. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~" "…Here." "Hey, hey, that's the red goldfish I've always wanted to catch!" Uzumaki Mito happily jumped on Madara, "Madara, I love you the most!" Uchiha Madara was stiff for a moment. No matter how many times she faced Mito Uzumaki's straightforward expression, she still couldn't help but blush, "I also like you very much, Mito..." [Senju Hashirama: HP-3000] "Madara, this is for you." Hinata Hinami handed a box to her friend. "Tofu sushi?" Uchiha Madara was obviously very happy, and he couldn't help but kiss Hinata Hinami on the face, which made Uzumaki Mito and Uchiha Izuna jealous. "Ah, Hinami is so cunning, I want to kiss Madara too." "Go away! This is my brother! Kiss me first! Kiss me, brother, kiss me first!" Senju Hashirama: Hold back the tears → I can't help it → I can't bear it anymore → Wow Sister Ying Ying Ying, I am your younger brother [Erkang Hand] Senju Hashirama's emotions fluctuated uncontrollably after being hit hard by all kinds of dog food. Uchiha Izuna, who was trying hard to compete with Uzumaki Mito for his sister's attention, suddenly raised his head and scanned the surroundings with vigilant eyes. "What's wrong, Izuna?" Hinata Hinami was the first to notice something was wrong with her little friend. She opened her eyes in tacit agreement and scanned the surroundings, but found nothing suspicious. "I don't know, I always feel like someone is following us." Uchiha Izuna answered while opening his Sharingan without giving up, with three magatama spinning in his scarlet eyes. Of course Uchiha Izuna is not a perceptive ninja, but don't underestimate the radar of a hardcore sister. No matter how well Senju Hashirama hides, it is useless in front of Uchiha Izuna's Sharingan, which is comparable to X-rays. Senju Hashirama dared to swear by the spell sealed on the back of Uchiha Madara's hand, and neither Hinata Hinomi nor Uzumaki Mito, who were standing next to Uchiha Madara, noticed his presence. Dear, I said that the Sharingan's insight is not as good as the Byakugan. Do your family members know that you are so interested_(:з)∠)_ [Uchiha Rena & Uchiha Tajima: I know, otherwise, why do you think I let Izuna follow his sister all the time? Senju Hashirama:_(:з)∠)_ Senju Hashirama, who had managed to escape just before Izuna discovered him, was squatting on the ground depressed, with mushrooms sprouting from his body one by one. Yingyingying really wants to lock up Ban, so that Ban is his alone! Whenever Senju Hashirama has such thoughts, Asura will appear in the sea of ​​consciousness and look at him with a kind face, "Do you want to make the same mistakes as me? (Smile) (Smile) (Smile)" Senju Hashirama:… Okay, he tolerates it! So, why can Izuna always pinpoint his whereabouts? Thousand-armed pillars are puzzled. It would be nice if I could prevent Izuna from appearing next to Madara. Senju Hashirama thought so. Then a pair of familiar shoes appeared in front of him. Looking up, his younger brother was expressionless. Uh, maybe you're angry when you see yourself being so stupid and worthless, right? Guiltily remembering that he still had the title of Young Clan Leader of the Senju Clan, Senju Hashirama stood up and tried to preemptively try to fight him, saying vaguely, "Tobirama, are you here too?" Senju Tobirama ignored him. Senju Hashirama's eyelids twitched, his brother must have gone crazy, right? Touching his nose, Senju Hashirama raised a hand and waved it in front of his younger brother, "Tobirama?" Then the hand was grabbed by Senju Tobirama. Senju Tobirama's expression was obviously very excited. If Senju Hashirama had to describe it, with his poor literary literacy, he could only imagine that he was like a wolf who had been hungry for several days and suddenly encountered a delicious fat rabbit. Senju Tobirama's red eyes were astonishingly bright: "Who is that girl with pigtails?" "... Huh?" Slaps in the face always come so unexpectedly. Senju Tobirama always thought that there was no woman in the world who would make his heart beat more than experiments, and he was already prepared to marry a laboratory or a guinea pig in his life. However, the moment he saw this girl with pigtails, Senju Erji, who originally planned to devote the rest of his life to ninjutsu and his family, decided to abandon his vow. My life also has a limit, but I know that it has no limit. If I have a limit, I will follow the limitless, and I will die. It is simply stupid to use your limited life to pursue unlimited knowledge. Life is so limited, of course you have to use it to chase girls [Dag Fog Compared to his brother's excitement, Senju Hashirama was obviously confused. "... Which girl are you talking about?" Senju Hashirama picked his ears, suspecting that he was hearing hallucinations. Among the four people present, Mito has a bun, Hinami has her hair tied up, and Madara is wearing a long black hairdo. It can't be Izuna, hahaha. I must have heard wrong, Senju Hashirama thought. Then the next second he heard his brother's voice replying seriously with an extremely serious attitude. "I'm talking about the girl with black hair, pigtails, and the Uchiha family crest on her clothes." Senju Hashirama looked at his younger brother with sympathy, his expression was like caring for a stupid spore. He was worried about how to get rid of the sister-in-law Uchiha Izuna, but his younger brother immediately provided help in times of need, handing him a pillow when he fell asleep. Tobirama, you are truly my brother! Don't worry, you can go with peace of mind. The sacrifice you have made for your brother will be remembered forever. Senju Hashirama, who had been deceiving his younger brother for twenty years, happily abandoned his little conscience and brotherly love, and began to give his younger brother advice with a serious face. Why do you say Quan Na is a boy? How could he, the eldest son of the Senju clan who was the target of Uchiha's protection, know about such a thing? TBC

It would be great if there could be a side story about Tobirama and Izuna's little daughter

It's been a while since I've visited. My wife wrote so well.

Orange... What is the group number for Feud Welfare? My mother tried to touch my phone but she turned it back

You are great. This is the first romance book I have read since I got into Danmei. Come on.

Finished with flowers *▽*

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yesterday I was reading it all night long??? What a great author! So cute! Love it so much

Let's talk about heroes over wine, and the overlord will come from my generation. One represents my true love that will last forever!

I'm finally going to update my eyeshadow\(^o^)/Good luck, I've been waiting for a long time↖(^ω^)↗