[Crossover] The Right Way to Ruin the Plot

What happens when Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha have a kid... What does the plot matter? None of that is important! A family of super-shadow-level ninjas wreaks havoc across every universe. They won't rest until they have pulverized every plotline! So Bucky Barnes gets a different candidate, Loki doesn't get to rule the world, Magneto gets beaten up, and Apocalypse goes into hibernation early... As for the original Naruto story, Uchiha Momoko, a second-generation ninja, says, "I've never even read the original, so how am I supposed to follow the plot? Might as well destroy it all!" A world where the fathers only fight each other instead of falling in love is wrong! Second installment: [Crossover] On the Feasibility of Building a New World, coming soon. After a round of wandering through other worlds, Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha return home and are miserable every day... The ninja world has no air conditioning, no planes, no cars, and, most importantly, no! human! rights! Madara Uchiha: Let's build a city! Uchiha Momoko: Let's build a country! Hashirama Senju: Let's build a new world! Senju Kazuhiko: ...Excellent! But ideals are lofty and reality is harsh. Maybe one Infinite Tsukuyomi would be better... One thought is all it takes to level up. My name is Senju Kazuhiko. My family wants to rule the world every day. Please don't interview me about how I feel, thanks! #Help, the Tailed Beasts of the Ninja World Have a Kid!# #You Said You Were Building a Village. What Did You End Up Building?# Links: Web: Mobile: Completed next story: [Crossover] The First Dimension Hotel Mobile address: Web address: Author's Weibo: Xi Ci Gu Ren Ju And please bookmark my adorable author page: Theme: