My Husband Is Feitan [Hunter X Hunter]

Literary version: She is the most beautiful mermaid among the Seven Beauties. She is the saintess of the City of Music. Thousands of years ago, the City of Music was destroyed by a demonic score. Thousands of years later, she came back to life because of him. To repay his kindness, she married him.

Comedy version:

Female lead: Feitan, come deal with your son and daughter! They're misbehaving again. (??皿?`)

Feitan: Tch, what a nag. [Grabs one in each hand]

Female lead: Feitan, could you stop being such a shut-in? You've been playing games for a whole week. Even if you want to play, could you at least stop setting a bad example for your son and daughter? (▼皿▼#)

Feitan: What a pain. [Grabs one in each hand]

Female lead: Feitan, how many times have I told you not to leave weird stuff lying around the house? What's that red thing in the basement???(◣д◢)??

Feitan: A person.

Female lead: (?д??)