(Transmigrate into a Book) Don't Go Around Making Oaths!!

"I swear to Heaven that I have absolutely no ulterior motives toward my master. If I mean otherwise, may Heaven strike me down!" So that night, the second disciple was struck by a bolt of lightning out of nowhere. "Senior Brother, although Junior Sister and I are mutually in love, we have never crossed the line! If a single word I say is false, may I become a cripple this instant!" So the Fourth Elder of the Yanxia Sect suffered a mishap while cultivating. His inner demons took root, and his fine Heavenly Spiritual Root was ruined by the reversal of his cultivation, becoming a Four-Element Root. "It's fine, Junior Sister. My attributes may be trash, but my spiritual root is thick!" "Fourth Brother, what is it about me you like? I'll change it, all right?" ...If you think the Fourth Elder has been fooling around with Junior Sister, you're very much mistaken. He only got the words "mutually in love" wrong. Because Fifth Junior Sister is a staunch supporter of older-woman-younger-man relationships! →_→ If you think the second disciple wants to rebel against the sect, you're very much mistaken. He has no disloyal intentions, only improper ones. This is a world where you can't go around making vows carelessly, because every vow you make comes true at once, whether you believe in Marxism-Leninism or the cycle of reincarnation. ...Amazing!!! If I don't use this loophole in the setting to rack up romantic entanglements, am I even human?! "I swear that I am absolutely not a gay man. Otherwise, may the Mani Cult Leader fall for me tomorrow, and cling to me relentlessly." "Master, calm down!!" "Master, don't do anything rash!" "Master, what is so great about that demon? Is he really taller and more handsome than your disciple, who's been struck by lightning?!" Release date: June 6, 2016. As promised, June 6 means June 6: not a day earlier or later! Whether I have chapters saved up or not!!!!