Butei Zai Wants to Be a Winner in Life [Comprehensive]

One day, Dazai Osamu of the Armed Detective Agency stood on the rooftop and felt melancholy: Heartless and unjust heaven, why do you do this to me, a loving and righteous person? It's been more than 20 years, but they haven't given me a girlfriend! Poof—— As soon as he finished speaking, someone's laughter came from the distance. Dazai glared at them, but in the dark, he saw two of them looking at him and laughing. Black Tokijae: I just think of happy things, like I have a girlfriend. Leader Zai: I also have a girlfriend, and she is willing to die in love with me. Buteizai: ... Your girlfriends are the same person? Too much! ! Why? ! Isn't it because he doesn't deserve it? "I don't believe it. How could it be such a coincidence? You two have girlfriends, and they didn't just fall from the sky!" ——Kuro Tokijae: It's true. ——The leader Zai: My girlfriend is indeed a descendant. Osamu Dazai felt very desperate for this ruthless and unreasonable world. So since it's a heavenly descendant type, we can't give him one too—— "Master, the landing point is in the air, be prepared for an emergency landing!" "Is there really something wrong with your Chaldean spirit transfer technology?!" Dazai Osamu on the rooftop couldn't help but raise his head... Ah, it really happened. He looked at the thing that was getting closer and closer, reflected in his pupils - could a creature like his girlfriend really fall from the sky? Purpose: If you don't become a winner in life, you will only be laughed at by yourself in the parallel world. It is really hell and makes you want to die in peace.