Forced Godhood System

My name is Liang Banmian.

I'm a god.

You probably won't believe me, but I was forced into this by that wicked System!

Liang Banmian: When I see a ghost, I really want to turn and run.

[System Alert: Please maintain your composure! Please maintain your composure! Otherwise, a pain penalty will be administered!]

Rick (internally): I love how unflappable this handsome man is.

Liang Banmian: When someone tries to pull my pants down, I really want to turn and run.

[System Alert: The host's heart rate is too high! Please stay calm! Please stay calm! Otherwise, a pain penalty will be administered!]

Rick (internally): I want to tear away his disguise and make him weep.

Liang Banmian: When I see mountains crumble, the earth split, and the seas dry up, I really want to turn and run.

[System Alert: Please remain graceful! Please remain graceful! For the sake of saving more people, offer yourself without hesitation! Otherwise, a pain penalty will be administered!]

Rick (internally): My lover is a highly respected great god. I'm so glad.

Liang Banmian: "None of that matters. Could you get off me now?"

Rick: "There, there. Stay calm, no matter what happens."

[System Alert: Rick is right.]

Liang Banmian: Fuck.

Simply put, a bottom who runs whenever he can but is always slow on the uptake gets into a fight after taking the wrong medicine. At death's door, the System forcibly installs a godhood program and turns him into an emotionless god. From then on, he lives a carefree life with absolutely no worries.