Comprehensive Jian Wang 3: I Will Ascend

A short piece of writing once circulated online.

Buddhism: If you don't believe in me, you'll go to hell.

Christianity: If you don't believe in me, you'll go to hell.

All the gods and Buddhas: If you don't believe in me, you'll go to hell.

Taoism: Believe if you want, or don't. Get lost and stop bothering me while I ascend.

Xie Huaifeng found it amusing, clicked repost, and added her own version.

Believe if you want, or don't. Get lost.

Years later, Xie Huaifeng looked coldly at the person who wouldn't give up and said, "Quit bothering me while I ascend."

A story about a fake femboy turned real, a moment of reckless mischief, and a struggle to ascend. The heroine is ridiculously powerful. She first travels to the original world of Jian Wang 3, Evil Valley, and later to a cultivation world. Just when she thinks she has successfully ascended, the Time Government tricks her into becoming a Saniwa. The heroine's morals are questionable. Read with caution.

Xie Huaifeng: "Can't I just cut them down?" She pointed at the sword spirits and the Time Government.

Um... no, you really can't.

The heroine first travels to Evil Valley, where the environment is dangerous and her master is an idiot. No wonder Xie Huaifeng grows up with a few screws loose. She isn't lucky enough to be treated gently by the world, and her master isn't the caring, protective sort. So the heroine goes from a supposedly gentle and kind, goofy young socialist to a ruthless, carefree, willful Daoist Evil Valley demon lord, a handsome master swordsman of Pure Yang who kills without blinking.