Help! My Deskmate Gets Possessed by Ghosts Every Day! What Should I Do?

Poster: Oh no, my deskmate is a total weirdo! What do I do? Please help, it's urgent! Symptoms: Talking to himself all day, saying things that make no sense. Trying all kinds of ways to die every day _(:з"∠)_, then putting on a tragic death scene! But here's the problem!!! After every tragic death, he's back to bouncing around the very next day!!! I'm seriously scared out of my wits! QAQ Please, someone take this weirdo deskmate away! Also known as: Good heavens, my deskmate gets possessed by ghosts every day. I'm freaking out! Reader's Guide: 1. This story is told from the bottom's perspective. The bottom is Shi Qi, and the top is Dai Muchen. 2. It's a sweet, silly story, mostly fluff, with no logic and plenty of wish fulfillment. Don't overthink it. If it's not your thing, just click the X. Kisses~~ Theme: