(Hashirama and Madara) Here and Now, with Courtesy

Uchiha Madara considers himself incredibly cool, charismatic, and powerful, so far beyond everyone else that they can only look up to him. In this vast world, there is only one person who can stand by his side. Unfortunately, both his sons are idiots. A scatterbrain and a sourpuss accidentally end up in the original story. A short little story that will be over soon. “Father, after you and Dad divorced, did you each take one child and go to opposite ends of the earth, never to meet again, only for us to meet, become close, fight, and try to kill each other, before finally realizing we're brothers when it was too late to fix things?” This is the elder son, Senju Rei, cuddling his little brother and intently imagining things for ten thousand years QAQ. Uchiha Madara: … “Dad, that fish belonging to the Mizukage looked pretty tasty last time. How about we catch it and stew it?” His younger son, the spitting image of him, opens his eyes wide, grins, and makes Uchiha Madara's signature creepy expression. Uchiha Madara: … “Madara, ” Before the Hokage can finish speaking, he's slapped straight into the wall.