[Crossover] The Naturally Curly-Haired One and the Five-Yen God

Romance Crossover project seeking advance favorites: "[Crossover] The Death-Seeking Livestream" Danmei Crossover project seeking advance favorites: "[Crossover] After Death" They say that gods really do exist in this world. A natural-haired guy squatting in a public restroom thinks about what the person in the next stall just said and feels nothing in particular. He reaches for toilet paper, only to find there's none. Just as he stares dead-eyed at the thousand-yuan bill in his arms, considering using it, the silver-haired guy spots something on the door that looks like a little advertisement. On the off chance that it might help, he calls the number on it. To his surprise, someone picks up right away. "Hi, hi~ This is the fast, affordable, and reliable God Delivery Service. How may we help you today?" The silver-haired natural-haired guy quickly hangs up, his red fish eyes lifeless. But the next second, someone appears in front of him. "Sir, you just called us, right? Tell me what you need! =W=!!" "... [Bleep] Time machine!! Where's the time machine!? QAQ Help, help!! Gin-san just saw something awful!" All in all, it's a story about a poor god who can't stay cool for more than three seconds and gets tricked into coming home with a good-for-nothing middle-aged natural-haired man. It's a story of (ro)mance (and hilarity)! Also known as "Being a God Is Hard," "Can Two Broke Guys Make a Fortune?" and "The Compatibility of a Good-for-Nothing and a Goofball." Reader's Guide: This story is silly, full of wisecracks, and completely shameless. If that's not your thing, click the X above. Uke-focused, 1v1, and the pairing is set, so don't worry about backing the wrong ship! P.S. I'm sure you know who the pairing is even if I don't say his name! [No ranking comparisons, please] Finally, this story is published exclusively on Jinjiang. Reposting or rehosting it in any form is prohibited. Thank you for your cooperation. Column portal → Neurosis Theme: