The Barber in the Forest

Your name is Du Bai. You've been forced into a forest dimension, where you've become an honored proletarian barber. To earn enough points to go home and get married, you're working hard today too, trimming the fur of the animals in the forest. ...Oops, your hand slipped again. * A short story with educational elements * The author has a chronic, intermittent case of stupidity * Second-person narration * An informal short story, updated irregularly * Not serialized for a fee, and not submitted