The Bizarre Body-Swapping Routine of a Certain Bandage Freak X

Granted permission to change the title. Original title: Why Is a Certain Port Mafia Executive Obeying His Subordinates Without Question?! (I kind of don't want to change the cover!) Thank you, little angels, for all your support and understanding. Every subscription means a lot to me. I hope you stay away from pirated copies and show some love to a working stiff who squeezes in time to write! Sending you all my love! [Blurb] Promised to take the plunge at the witching hour, only to be stood up without a second thought A huge stash of bleaching pills was bought, then switched in a locked room The lifeline I cut without hesitation miraculously healed in the blink of an eye / The road to a happy afterlife is full of obstacles! / / Is this the death of humanity! / / Or the collapse of morality! / At last, a certain Yokohama bandage-wearing menace could take no more and kicked open the boss's office door. "Executive! Give me the antidote and swallow it right now!" A certain someone playing mahjong with the boss: "Eh?~ No way am I doing that!" · Reader's Guide · 1. This new story is just to satisfy my desire to torment Black Dazai. 2. The heroine is fierce, and this is an "overthrowing the higher-ups" story. The "Dazai" in this fic has stopped thinking. 3. One-on-one romance, an unbearably sweet story. (For this, I'll pull out all the bad-ending buffs.) 4. Headcanon everywhere, headcanon everywhere, headcanon everywhere! Important things must be said three times! If you don't want to read about Dazai with headcanons and OOC characterization, please click away and read the original. Don't make yourself suffer, and don't hurt me either. Thank you. 5. I don't accept any kind of writing advice. Feel free to point out typos. If you want to complain about all my mistakes, come help me beat up my keyboard. 6. Even one comment is affection, and even a two-word comment is love! 7. If you're impatient, finish the first three chapters and then skip to Chapter 10! 8. Nothing else comes to mind for now. I'll add more if I think of anything. Here's a plug for my upcoming story, The Villainous Character Is Disqualified. It's the first one on my profile, so go check it out! Theme: There are countless paths to happiness. Take it one step at a time and enjoy the journey, but never take a shortcut down the wrong road.