[Football] Miss Guti

Excerpt 1: "Goal! Guti!" The commentator shouted excitedly inside the Bernabeu Stadium. The big screen quickly swept across the stands, showing the fans celebrating. "Oh? Miss Guti is here to watch the game too. Looks like she's very pleased with her twin brother's performance!" the commentator exclaimed, looking at the blonde beauty on the screen. Excerpt 2: "This year's Ballon d'Or winner is the Spanish player, Guti!" The host onstage announced the winner. At the same time, Guti, the night's biggest winner, was sitting below and excitedly embracing a blonde beauty who looked remarkably like him. Excerpt 3: One day's Marca headline: "Brawl in Real Madrid's locker room: Guti beats Redondo senseless." The next day's headline: "After the locker-room incident, Real Madrid's Golden Wolf takes another hit: His twin sister takes Redondo home to meet the family." Then, on another day: "National goddess Miss Guti gets married today. Her twin brother Guti scowls throughout the ceremony, furious at his new brother-in-law Redondo." Excerpt 4: A pinned post on a forum board, "RG Is the One True Pairing": Miss Guti, who do you love most? Redondo, your twin other half Guti, your childhood friend Raul, or perhaps Casillas? Inzaghi? Cristiano Ronaldo...? In short, this is the tragic story of Guti, the Golden Wolf from a parallel timeline, who was reborn in this one, only to find himself reborn as this timeline's Guti's twin sister. Reader advisory: 1. This story involves gender-swapping. Please don't read if that's not your thing. 2. This story features real people from the football and entertainment worlds. Please don't read if you dislike that. Theme: