Buddy, Your Delivery Is Here

[Not updated daily, quite possibly a short story, silly comedy, non-typical esports story.] As a lousy gaming companion for hire, He Zijing is a real loot-box fiend. She has a thousand ways to get eliminated the moment she lands. Of course, as a total amateur, her greatest talent is being terrible at the game while still being ridiculously confident. But while everyone else gets eliminated right after landing, she's a different kind of firework: she lands right in the loot box! He Zijing: ...Actually, the game started it! [Forcing a smile]