[Marvel/DC GL] The Whole World Thinks Traditional Chinese Medicine Can Cure Anything

[Read at your own risk. Severe OOC warning] Author's ongoing novel: Making a Fortune with the Classic of Mountains and Seas Completed novels: The Villain Sent Me to Center Stage [Showbiz/Western Crossover] [Western Crossover] The Meme Has a Mind of Its Own [Novel Blurb] Original female Chinese medicine practitioner protagonist, Xiao Zhongyi, P x Black Widow, T! This is a girls' love story! Girls' love! Girls' love! A silly comedy~ Xiao Zhongyi: Yet another day of Westerners misunderstanding Chinese medicine! [Open your eyes wide. This is a Chinese medicine clinic, not a doctor who can fix anything.] [Sorry, but today's little doctor still can't cure every disease.] [If you have a serious illness, turn left for the operating room, right for a therapist, or go to the Western medicine clinic behind me. If all else fails, head straight to the funeral home. I'm just an ordinary Chinese medicine practitioner! Chinese medicine! I'm not a magician and I can't cast spells, so please don't treat me like God! Don't think acupuncture and cupping can fix everything. If you're on the verge of death, herbal medicine won't keep you alive! Go home, eat well, and try to take it easy. Who doesn't die someday?] Little scene Black Widow leans closer: Little Chinese doctor, I hear you're very familiar with acupoints? Xiao Zhongyi [pats her chest]: You bet! Black Widow smiles seductively: No wonder you hit my heart's acupoint~ Xiao Zhongyi: [covers her nose] Mom, there's a female demon here! My heartfelt thanks to my friend Lanlan for sharing this idea with me~ [Reader's Guide] 1. OOC! OOC! OOC! I'll say it three times because it's important! 2. The protagonist's ability makes other people's physical and magical defenses ineffective. 3. The author's writing is childish. If you really can't keep reading, please click the top right. Thank you~ Theme: