The Omega Cultivator Host's Daily Life

[Blurb] An Omega tech nerd with an excellent constitution is reborn in the cultivation world as a down-and-out, ultimate BOSS whom everyone wants dead, and is forced to bind himself to a no-frills self-rescue Host System. Fortunately, he has the skills of a tech nerd. By chance, he connects to the central server of the Celestial Net, gaining access to five thousand years of shared resources from across the stars. He sets up a local network in the Immortal Realm and develops a spirit-stone network client. All kinds of online resources soon take the cultivation world by storm. Weibo, WeChat, Q·Q, and Taobao become must-have trendy essentials. Thus, the villain, sporting a secret identity, takes the cultivation world by storm and becomes a celebrity in the Immortal Realm. And Ye Suyun, the sole operator of the Immortal Realm's network, quietly surpasses all the great clans to become the richest man in the Immortal Realm! It's just that those awkward few days each month after he comes of age are a bit of a downer. After all, to the ancients, the idea of a man going into heat is... more than a little shocking. Ye Suyun's response: Heh, that's nothing. I can even have children! A certain Host: (Gripping the little bottom's chin) Oh? Is that so? Then have one for me... P.S. The top is an innocent, emotionally detached cutie at first, then turns into a domineering, darkened, seven-times-a-night top later. The bottom is an Omega tech-nerd villain BOSS. Bonus scene 1: Ye Suyun after his secret identity is exposed: High-definition, uncensored, mind-awakening clips, BG, BL, GL, the full collection. Lose this tournament match to me and they're yours. A certain righteous opponent: Deal... (Falls from the arena, prostrating himself) Bonus scene 2: Heaven's Will: You were born without the seven emotions and six desires. How can you enter the cycle of reincarnation and form karmic ties? Therefore, you cannot summon a tribulation. Lord Beiming: What should I do? Heaven's Will: A fated person will lead you into the world, awaken your seven emotions and six desires, and set you on the cycle of this life. Bonus scene 3: The bottom: (1. This man is a eunuch. 2. This man is an expert. 3. This man is even more handsome than me.) In conclusion, he's the perfect bodyguard to have around when I'm in heat! The top: So this is what having the seven emotions and six desires feels like? ...Oh... that's hard? Bonus scene 4: Abbot of Shaolin Temple: The weather is lovely today. I think I'll go down the mountain to beg for alms. The sky is blue, I'm wearing gray robes, and even my alms bowl looks fresh. (Mass message: Like my Moments post!) Lord of Yanyu Tower: Baldy! Prepare to die! (The abbot, who stole the twelfth-floor lord's food in the middle of the night, flees with a pot lid over his head.) Leader of Zhengyang Sect: This Chunyang is an idiot! What kind of trash movement is that? The Thunder God is raising both arms... Damn, we wiped again! You all better use single-target attacks! (A middle-aged, chuunibyou gamer, hopelessly hooked on online games) Internet addiction is everywhere in the Immortal Realm... This novel is also known as: The Right Way to Whitewash a Villainous BOSS, Who Is My Host?, How to Follow the Plot with a No-Frills Guide, The Rise of a Villain Host, That Impossibly Handsome Eunuch, Come Here, Internet Addiction Is Everywhere in the Martial World Leveling up is awesome, face-slapping is awesome, falling in love is awesome... The trash author is rolling around and kowtowing, begging you to support them: Theme: We must believe in science.