The Tyrannical CEO Long Aotian Gets Kidnapped by a Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old System

My name is Yu Yan. My bumpy childhood and dazzling talent meant I was never destined to be ordinary. As an adult, I founded the country's second-largest supermarket chain and became a business prodigy and domineering CEO, someone everyone could only look up to. At that point, the only regret in my life was that I hadn't beaten the number-one Mu Yan Group. To get back at Xie Li, the group's new leader, for talking nonsense in front of the media, I decided to give him a "big present" at a Xie family reception. But before I could put my plan into action, Xie Li found out. Worse still, a System called "Three-and-a-Half" suddenly bound itself to me. No matter how I explained things, it insisted I was only three and a half years old. Under the System's mandatory tasks, I was forced to live the healthy life of a baby: drink a glass of milk every day, go to bed right on time, and be polite to people. I was also made to invite people I barely knew to all kinds of social events. If I failed, it would make a fool of me in public, like making me sing "Two Tigers" at a reception full of industry peers and reporters... Under the System's threats, I had no choice but to obey. Little by little, my health improved, and my temper grew calmer. The Three-and-a-Half System also gradually evolved into Four-and-a-Half, Five-and-a-Half... At the same time, my nemesis, who I'd used as a tool and invited out far too many times, began looking at me with an increasingly intense gaze. Then one day, he cornered me in the stairwell, and my long-idle Three-and-a-Half System officially upgraded to a version for adults. Me: !!! And so, caught between my nemesis and the System, my ordinary life was turned upside down, plunging me into a world of misery... Theme: I hope everyone can always stay happy.