Abandoned: Read at Your Own Risk

Abandoned; check out my completed novel, I Am the Entertainment Industry's Number One Fox Spirit

Li Hua is a pear blossom spirit. After taking human form, he comes down the mountain to make it in the entertainment industry, but he has neither money nor connections and can't even get a foothold among the lowest-tier celebrities.

Then the pear tree spirit comes down the mountain too, and the penniless, destitute Li Hua rushes over. "Grandpa..."

Mini-scene 1:

The manager looks at the powerful man and asks Li Hua in a trembling voice, "Is this your... grandpa?"

Li Hua glances at the ridiculously handsome young man, calls him Dad, then thinks it over and, with a beaming smile, calls him Big Brother.

Mini-scene 2:

The pear tree spirit isn't a spirit at all. He's an ancient mighty being who failed his tribulation and is resting his soul in a pear tree. He saw this lovely little pear blossom and granted it spiritual understanding. He never expected the little pear blossom to become even more beautiful after taking human form.

He thinks, Luckily, the identity I've been using lately is still useful. I have plenty of money, enough to buy the entire entertainment industry.

My next novel is coming soon: The Demon Lord Livestreams a Prairie for the Marshal [Interstellar]. Click on my profile to find it. I promise not to abandon it.

Jiang Shiyi is soft and beautiful. His looks alone wreak havoc across the cultivation world. He carries a rare treasure, but after ascending, a bolt of heavenly lightning sends him to the Interstellar age.

The cultivation world is plunged into grief, and his beloved has vanished without leaving so much as a scrap of clothing. The marshal holds the beautiful person who suddenly appeared in his arms and falls into deep thought.

The marshal's new wife has fair skin, stunning looks, and long legs. Just two months after their wedding, she gives birth to a little bundle of joy.

The whole country: ? [The Green Green Grasslands plays on repeat]

Jiang Shiyi: My rare treasure! The Golden Core I've nurtured for thousands of years has been contaminated with a mortal's blood essence! It even looks exactly like that mortal. How could my genes lose to a mortal? [So angry I'm puffing up like a pufferfish.jpg]

Reporter: Madam, the marshal has explained that you were in love freely and that you were already pregnant before the wedding. Is that true?

Demon Jiang: (This is my rare treasure. No mortal is taking it from me.) No, this child has nothing to do with him.

The whole country: ! [The Green Green Grasslands plays again]

During a livestream, Jiang Shiyi randomly presses buttons on an Interstellar mech. In the end, he still can't figure out how to operate it. Furious, he grips it with both hands and tears the mech apart.

Viewers: That's not the soft and delicate marshal's wife!

The marshal: He's so cute. [Blushing and heart pounding.jpg]

The novel after next is The Wealthy Family's Number One Heavenly Master [Childbirth]. It's the one about the escape game. I've changed the title and blurb, but the premise is the same. Please add it to your collection.

Lin Xia, a nine-tailed cat spirit who puts his tails above all else and ranks second only to Heaven itself, gets bound to a tribulation System. If he doesn't meet the System's demands, it will shave off his nine beautiful tails.

Lin Xia: Bring it on. I'm not scared.

On the first day after waking up to undergo his tribulation, he discovers that his body in the mortal world has been horribly mistreated. Not only has he married someone, he's also pregnant.

Pregnant? Lin Xia jumps up. I need to get rid of it! Pregnancy makes you gain weight and ruins your figure. I can't become ugly!

System: Giving birth to a healthy child is also part of your tribulation~

Lin Xia: ...

So everyone in the wealthy family discovers that the little fool their patriarch inexplicably married is always dabbling in superstition and making pills.

Lin Xia: Pills, pills, look at me! I need to keep my figure!

Everyone: Idiot. Superstition is nonsense. I believe in science.

The old matriarch: Throw this wicked daughter-in-law out!

Later, with the little fool's help, the wealthy family's CEO becomes more and more successful. Some big-shot leader personally comes to ask Lin Xia to tell his fortune; some wealthy businessman begs Lin Xia to read his feng shui; the entire entertainment industry gets on their knees, asking Lin Xia to make them custom cosmetics...

The old matriarch: Grandson, you did well to marry this wife.

The CEO: I only married him to repay him for saving my life. I never expected...

[The way he lies in bed, showing off his nine fluffy tails in the mirror and swishing them back and forth, is so cute. Which one should I touch first?]

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