Fate/Zero: All-Star Servants

I had an idea yesterday: the professional players from The King's Avatar get summoned as Servants in Fate/Zero.

“Are you this Sword Saint's Master? Why are you a washed-up old geezer just like Old Wei? Well, with this Sword Saint around, winning the Holy Grail will be a piece of cake. By the way, how could you summon this Sword Saint in a place like this? Do you even know who I am? This Sword Saint makes hundreds of thousands a minute! And you summoned me with such a shabby ritual? What are those candles behind me supposed to be? Why does this place feel so creepy? I've got goosebumps! #￥%!%*”

“...Artoria Pendragon?” Emiya Kiritsugu's face was expressionless, but his eyes flickered uncertainly.

“￥%#&* So, do you like okra? Hm? What did you ask me just now? You don't know who this Sword Saint is? You seriously don't know me? I'm the famous Huang Shaotian, the Sword Saint of Ye Yu Sheng Fan! Glory's number-one swordsman! Damn, damn, damn, damn! What's with that look you're giving me? Hey, miss, you saw that, right? The look he gave me just now! Damn it! Are you looking down on me? You are looking down on me, aren't you? Don't underestimate me! I #￥￥%&*”

“...Why is my Luck E?” (collapsing face)

“What went wrong? Why wasn't the summoned Heroic Spirit the King of Heroes, Gilgamesh?”

“…”