[One Piece] I Think I Might Be a Mary Sue

I transmigrated into Pirate King and was greeted by the Four Emperors and the Marines?!

Shanks: It's hard to explain in a sentence or two. Anyway, I want you to be my woman. Come aboard my ship.

Akainu: [Heaven's Favorite - K32] If she weren't a Marine, she'd become the Marines' most terrifying enemy.

Whitebeard: Gurarara! KK, we're here to pick you up!

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Me: How did you all end up falling for me?

Luffy: Love at first sight.

Ace: Love at first sight.

Shanks: Love at first sight.

Kuzan: Love at first sight.

Me: ...I think you're all messing with me. And when did you fall for me?

All together: During the Paramount War.

Me: Isn't the Paramount War two months from now?!

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This story works best in first person.

A ridiculously self-indulgent idea. I mean, seriously self-indulgent! So self-indulgent it makes me cringe and scratch my head.

There's a reason for the love at first sight. I'll explain it gradually.

Even though there are so many names listed above, Xiao Xue will only get together with one person. (Or maybe no one at all, depending on what I feel like. The male lead hasn't been decided.)

Theme: Mary Sue!