The Sea Realm's Damn Rule

The Sea Dragon: a little considerate, but unreliable at heart; The Sea Witch: a total creep around herself, and always muddles up her own pronouns; The Six Sacred Beasts: always trying to slack off, and seemingly suffering from a split personality that might never be cured; The Hippocampus: looks like a cute girl, but is actually a battle maniac no one can hold back; The Sea Monster: loves to change up his looks, and though he's incredibly handsome, he keeps dressing down to tease his colleagues; The Sea Princess (?): so often missing that we're left wondering if anyone is guarding the Indian Ocean Pillar at all; The only reliable one left, the Manta Ray, has lately seemed to be suffering from hormonal problems, and keeps flying off the handle and quitting... (Gazing sadly at the sea at a 45-degree angle) It's only been a few hundred years. What happened to all my sea generals...? Summary of the characters above A serious blurb... What's that? Can you eat it? This story grew out of a group that A Qiqi belongs to. I agonized over the title and blurb for ages, and finally started it today. (Whispering: Actually, I was being pestered to start it nonstop.) Ahem, A Qiqi didn't say anything just now. And now that I've finally reached my wicked claws into the Sea Realm... I have nothing more to say. I've always wanted the whole cast to be a bunch of goofballs, but it seems that's just not something I can pull off _(:зゝ∠)_ Please just read it for a laugh. That's all.