[Crossover] Goddess, Hades!

[I wrote this back in middle school in 2015/16. I said I'd finish it, but I never imagined so much time would pass. After much thought, I've decided to start over with a 2.0 remake. The title and general plot won't change; I'll just revise the clunky old writing, remove the fantasy elements I added in a fit of youthful enthusiasm, and then continue the story I left unfinished. I'm so sorry to have kept everyone waiting so long!] [The remake is open for advance reservations next door. Let me catch up on the series first; I've forgotten most of it.] Blurb: What would happen if Hades, King of the Underworld, turned into a woman? Or if he had originally been a woman, turned into a man for some reason, and has now turned back? Zeus, King of the Gods: "This world has gone crazy. Big Brother has turned into a woman." Poseidon, God of the Sea: "Big Brother turned into a woman? Yeah, I must still be dreaming." Hera, queen of the gods; Demeter, goddess of agriculture; and Hestia, goddess of the hearth: "Our big sister is finally back to normal!" Athena: "Auntie, I'll protect you. I won't let anyone lay a finger on you!" Hypnos, God of Sleep: "Your Majesty, are you playing a man-to-woman transformation game?" Thanatos, God of Death: "Your Majesty, why are your breasts swelling?"... Warnings: 1. This was written ages ago, and everyone is extremely out of character. I've forgotten everything I should have forgotten. 3. This is a piece of childhood history. I'm only finishing it to give myself closure! So I'm gritting my teeth and pushing through. 4. If it's not your thing, please don't flame me. Thanks! Theme: Saint Seiya: The Lost Canvas, Greek mythology