[Crossover] Phoenix Plucks the Wei Blossoms

Literary version: I know you are like a green calyx, and I cannot help loving you. I know you are like mountains and marshes, but one song at the first rumble of spring leaves me helpless. I know you are unmatched, and in this life I would drink and sing with you. I know you are a born romantic, and I regret that we met so late. Never having read a melancholy tale, I feared that longing was nothing special. May we pluck flowers side by side, and hold hands until our hair turns white. May the mountains be wooded and you return my love; may last night's stars be just like you. May heaven and earth be vast, through all the seasons, yet you alone fill my eyes. Though we have no wings to fly together, our hearts understand each other. Half a lifetime with him, riding freely to the ends of the earth. Regular version: Lu Xiaofeng's inner monologue is going wild: #Everyone's trying to stop me from pursuing my wife# #Eighty-one trials, I almost thought I was on the road to the Western Heaven to fetch scriptures# #But I still succeeded, heh heh heh# #Seriously, I've never failed to win over a woman I wanted to pursue# Gu Caiwei: "Husband?" Lu Xiaofeng: "..." ~\(≧▽≦)/~\(≧▽≦)/~\(≧▽≦)/~ His face is expressionless, but inside he's secretly overjoyed... "Would you like to ride beside me and admire these splendid rivers and mountains?" She smiles like a flower. "Prince Consort, mount up!" ...Am I the only one who thinks that line is seriously suggestive? 1. The first blurb is from a song lyric. 2. The heroine's CP is my favorite romantic rogue, Little Phoenix. 3. If it's not your thing, click away. No personal attacks, please. The author's writing still needs work, so please bear with me. Come support my profile and let's grow up together. This young lady is as beautiful as a flower and will be eighteen forever. That's that, so don't expose me!