[Qing Transmigration] The Consort Is So Cool

Once upon a time, Yuan Suwu wanted to be a quiet, beautiful foodie. Now, Yuan Suwu only wants to be a quiet, beautiful foodie of a Fujin. But can someone explain who this flock of long-haired women in white, all looking like 'crazies,' are? Xia Ziqiang, Bai Yishuang, Du Yuting, Du Qianqian, Wang Ziling, Xinyue... Heh. A Qiong Yao mash-up, and wait, there's also The Story of a Noble Family, Dream of the Red Chamber, and who knows what else. Suwu, who has learned the truth, bursts into tears. This story is also known as Yuan Suwu's Self-Destructive Adventures in the Great Qing, Why Won't the Heroine Get Help, Take Your Medicine and We Can Still Be Friends, The Golden Finger's Road to Madness, His Majesty Is a Distant Mountain Blossom, and Today's Face-Slapping Is as Satisfying as Ever... The golden finger is huge. So much Su, Su, Su, Su, Su, Su, Su! Notes for readers: 1. History is changed substantially. If you spot historical inaccuracies and can't accept them, please make your escape. Treat this as fanfiction set in a parallel world. 2. The author's writing is immature, and she is thin-skinned. Please don't attack her personally. 3. This is a story written for my own amusement. Comments and suggestions are welcome, but no flame wars.