[Crossover] My Grandpa Is Orochimaru

I'm too lazy to deal with the locked chapters.

After the site's major review period, nearly every one of my Naruto stories got locked. I checked, and they all had the same reason. Anyone who's watched Naruto knows there's a jutsu called Kage Bunshin. The reviewer probably doesn't watch anime, or it's just a bot blindly locking stories based on certain words.

But in the end, the real problem is the stubborn remnants of outdated practices.

Sun Yat-sen's will: "The revolution has not yet succeeded; comrades must continue to strive."

It's not enough to preach and brainwash people. What matters is what you actually do and what you can do.

I'll still spend money reading stories here, because many excellent writers across the strait work hard to write good stories while adapting to the system. (Of course, it may also be that I'm used to traditional characters and write in traditional characters, while those across the strait are used to simplified characters and write in simplified characters. Once a habit is formed, you instinctively work around the system's rules.) But I'm sorry, I'm too lazy to keep accommodating brainless people who can't keep up with the times, or a stupid system that tries every way it can to brainwash people who have already learned to think for themselves. So I won't keep posting here. I write because I love it, because sharing and interacting with readers is fun, and because writing the stories themselves is satisfying. Basically, I write my own comfort food. If I have to bend over backward to follow the rules of a system that keeps shooting its own team in the foot, while sitting in the backend cursing the idiots who came up with it and wishing a meteor would fall on them, then the whole thing becomes the opposite of fun.

People are already very good at limiting themselves. There's no need to deliberately impose even more limits, unless there's a reason for it. But if you don't truly believe in something yourself, and only think you have to believe it because you've been taught to, then those restrictions are unnecessary.

The stories I've already posted here will stay under the same titles and pen name. If you can find them while browsing the internet, have a look.

I'm Qi, Uchiha Qi. This is a Naruto world beyond recognition. If you can handle eighty-one bolts of heavenly lightning, come on in.

Here you'll find Konoha's five thousand years below, full of sheer absurdity, and Konoha's five thousand years above, with everything completely overpowered.

It's everyday life from start to finish, no battles, and not much romance. Just everyday life.

Oh, right. The final big boss isn't Otsutsuki Kaguya, but Otsutsuki Hagoromo.

So if you can accept all that, feel free to come on in.

Also, my husband is a sweet, silly guy who knows how to spoil the kids but can't admit that he does.

The most reliable person in the whole world is still my Mary Sue golden finger dad, whom I affectionately call Grandpa.

My other works

***The brainstorm series where I love Madara and will never change pairings***

Another fate for the Uchiha, where they stay in Konoha and avoid extermination (on hiatus):

[Main Naruto] The Uchiha Fan's Magic

Completed. Maximum loving-mother halo:

[Crossover] My Grandpa, Orochimaru

(Complete / Short story) Little brainstorm, featuring the side pairing SasuKarin

"Naruto" Charasuke's Sister

(Complete / Short story) Alternate setting, no pairing

[Naruto] SHINOBI

(Complete) More Madara romance. A melodramatic romance where the Uchiha still avoid extermination and don't hang out with Konoha:

[Naruto] A Little Flower for You

(Complete) A female golden diamond who lets Madara coast to victory. Sengoku era only, Crossover with a parallel world setting.

"Naruto" I Heard My Man Has a Long-Haired Brunette Mistress on the Side

***That magical ocean***

The daily struggle to survive at sea of a girl whose father almost cut Donquixote into pieces (a pure Mary Sue romance featuring Law, jumped the queue and reached the manga's current plot, so writing is temporarily paused and I really don't feel like updating)

"One Piece" Going Straight

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