The Three Innates I Once Met

As Fo Jian Fen Shuo, one of the Three Preeminents, I have met all kinds of Long Sus and Jian Zis in my life. They play the same roles, yet each has their own distinct traits. As one of the many Fo Jians, I have always been searching for my own Three Preeminents. Long Su: My friend, have you found them? Me: So far, I've found you. Long Su carries his white jade zither, while I wield the Buddhist Edict. Together, we charge furiously toward the next Suffering Realm. Me: Jian Zi up ahead, stop right there! Damn it, he's still running! Long Su! Long Su: Hm? Me: Knock him out and drag him away for now! Once we've made sure the deed is done, we can slowly cultivate our affection!