I Never Grew Old (A Short Story)

Hello, I'm the cheat behind the legendary cheat.

Yep, that's right, the cheat behind the cheat.

Parallel-world setting.

#TheUchihaAreTreasuresOfThisWorld#

#LetsAllSwoonOverTheUchiha#

#HandsOffMyCheat#

Ever since Uchiha Madara became the Second Hokage, the plot has had absolutely nothing to do with what A-B later wrote.

Namikaze Minato, the fastest man in the ninja world! The Yellow Flash of Konoha!

Uzumaki Kushina, the legendary greatest master of sealing techniques, the Red-Hot Habanero, Konoha's fierce mom-dragon.

Tsunade, Hashirama's granddaughter, is a leading medical ninja. Over fifty, she took on a student named Haruno Sakura, the adopted daughter of the Fourth Hokage, Haruno Shou. Sakura is suspected of possessing Wood Release and later defects from Konoha.

Namikaze Menma, the Nine-Tails' jinchuriki, so clever he's practically a demon. A candidate for Konoha's advisory council, he goes with Sasuke to bring Sakura home, only for Sakura to nearly beat him senseless. He then spends half a year in Konoha's mental health clinic.

Uchiha Sasuke, the silly rich kid. Beneath his aloof, tsundere exterior, he's soft and clueless. He leaves the village with Menma to chase after Sakura, then loses control in anger and shock when Sakura gives him a half-shaved haircut. He is consequently admitted to Konoha's mental health clinic for treatment.

I snapped the history book shut and thought solemnly.

Where the hell have I ended up?!

The heroine once served as the Tenth Generation Boss in a parallel world. The events described in the history book are still being planned.

She comes with an immortality buff and a curse of eternal life.

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