I Take the Blame for Myself (System)

A highly wanted fugitive transmigrates into the body of the eldest son of a military and political dynasty, and gets bound to a shameless, humanoid survival system. System: Your chance of survival is 0.01%. He should have had to rely on selling smiles to make a living, but his new body has a poker face. System: Being serious is good for your physical and mental health. There's barely any land in his space, yet instead of growing magical herbs, he insists on planting spices. System: I'm going to block you! One hand controls a mecha, the other wields a wok, and a snake-brained lunatic is getting handsy beside him. Roommate (smiling): Be good. Let me eat you from below. Hang Sen: This world is messed up! Exam question: What's the difference between a two-person mecha and a single-person mecha? Hang Sen: Each person is responsible for controlling a different area. Roommate (smiling): In a single-person mecha, I have to work it myself. In a two-person one, I can let Xiao Sanmu do it. Hang Sen (poker-faced): =.=! This is a one-on-one romance between two strong characters. New chapters every day at midnight sharp~ Come here, give me a hug! P.S. The bottom is only pretending to be poker-faced. He's a real man with muscles, capable of going to the battlefield and weighing in with a frying pan. But later on, there will be a baby making an appearance~~ 129417283, this is Meow's group~ Feel free to act cute, beg for attention, and ask for cuddles. Most importantly, there might be perks if you join~ You know what we mean... Meow's new project, Autumn Harvest* My scumbag husband killed me, and I became a system to get revenge on him! New project, The Cute Big Boss Always Wants to Shoot the CEO in the Face. Completed novel: An Actor from the Coffin Showbiz and War Go Hand in Hand. New project: I Helped Someone Pursue His Wife and Ended Up Taking His Place. New project: My Wife Is a Great Master But Has More Class Than Me. Mom, I Think the Earth Just Had Its Way with Me Penguin's project, Xuefan's project, Bibi's project, Qingyan's project, Meow Pao Pao's project, Jiujiu's project Completed novel: Escape from the Hospital Ward Completed novel: You Lost a Body Meow, The Pot Guy will be entering VIP status on the 9th of this month. Three updates a day are a must for this happy occasion! I won't be removing the free chapters, so come support Meow, everyone~