A Bet Is a Bet

Funny Version: Think you're dumb? Don't make me laugh. You can't outdo Li Meng. He's so dumb he lost his virginity, and then he was dumb enough to fall into a man's tender trap. Serious Version: Li Meng, an idiot, was just keeping his end of a bet. But he lost his first time, and his heart, too. [When a dumb, straight guy meets a doting CEO, a series of hilarious events unfolds] P.S. 1: This story features male pregnancy. Please don't flame me if that's not your thing. 2. The bottom is an idiot with no brains and a short fuse. 3. The author is compulsive about chapter titles. New story recommendation: The Movie Emperor Is Pregnant and Keeps Slapping Us in the Face Every Day Netizen 1: Movie star Luo Jia seems to have stolen movie star Shao Lun's role. The two are at odds now. I've got proof! Next day's headline: Two movie stars dine together at a hotel. They get along well. Netizen 2: Luo Jia and Shao Lun are so lovey-dovey on and off screen, it's definitely gone from acting to the real thing! I'm shipping them! Next day's headline: Movie star Luo Jia reveals that his girlfriend is an outsider to the industry. Netizen 3: I saw movie star Luo Jia accompanying his girlfriend to the hospital's obstetrics department. Looks like wedding bells are near! Next day's headline: Luo Jia and Shao Lun announce their relationship. Luo Jia is about to give birth. Netizens 1, 2, and 3: My face is so swollen! New story recommendation: The Zerg General Has a Toothache Every Day Li Youran, a veteran dentist, transmigrates to the Zerg territory in the future interstellar era. The Zerg will eat anything but don't care for their gum health, so Li Youran decides to return to his old profession. Li Youran: "General, please open your mouth wide." The general: "Are you sure? I only open my mouth wide when I'm eating." Li Youran: "..." ~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~ New Story Looking for a Sugar Daddy [What do I do? I laid an egg! Urgent! Waiting online!] Poster: I'm Movie Star Shao Jia. Views: 1 [Come home and I'll tell you!] Reply #2. Poster: My Wife Always Runs Away Shao Jia: "..." [Showbiz] New Story Looking for a Sugar Daddy [Reborn] VIP Story [Showbiz] VIP Story [Complete] Comedy Theme: