A Handbook for Taming a Wicked Disciple

This novel is also known as "A Look at the First Master and Disciple Pair Who Show Off Their Love in Every Possible Way," "How Can a Couple Who Love and Fight Each Other Be This Sweet?" "Disciple/Master, You Spend Every Day Insulting/Loving Me," and "Bystander: My Eyes!" Lou Yuetong got her master, the heartthrob of the Six Realms, killed. She's a first-rate villain of a disciple, the worst of a new generation! But then she runs into a fallen genius who may be her master's reincarnation. Though they're forced into a Dao Companion Pact, they still stab each other whenever the opportunity arises. But why does the whole thing start to feel so wrong the more they try to kill each other? Heroine: "I want to drink your blood." Hero: "How about a kiss?" Heroine: "...I want to dig out your heart." Hero: "How about I hold you with your head against my heart?" Heroine: "...What exactly are you trying to do?" Hero: "Put down your blade, and let's be together." Today's topic: Come take a closer look at the First Master and Disciple Pair, who are always trying to kill each other and trade insults, but in reality are experts at making everyone jealous! Reader advisory: 1. Master-disciple romance, very indulgent. Enter at your own risk if that's not your thing. 2. Romance-focused and xianxia cultivation progression, no angst, 1v1 happy ending. 3. Keep your warning signs on at all times. Please bookmark my new novel: Lu Zhou had enjoyed twenty years of smooth sailing. He was hailed as a heaven-blessed prodigy, the best of his generation. Then, after one stroke of bad luck, he was tricked into dying just like that. His soul hadn't dispersed, and yet he heard a strange conversation: "You were just trying to steal an opportunity. How did you end up killing the protagonist of a cultivation progression story?" A fellow disciple asked. "The protagonist? Isn't Lu Zhou the first male supporting character, the cannon-fodder male lead for the protagonist?" asked the first underling. "Nonsense! You got the whole thing wrong! Lu Zhou is obviously the first male lead in a strong female cultivator novel! But now that he's dead, who am I supposed to win over?" said his childhood sweetheart. Lu Zhou was reborn, and decided to have a serious talk about life with these people! Theme: