Xiao Tuan's tearful blurb, with extra meat:
The first time they met, he mocked my height!
The second time they met, I wound up in a manhole pit!!
The third time they met, I became the other's nanny...
So what if, during the two months I ran into the tyrant, I fell into pits, injured my leg, got a fever, and slimmed back down to my pre-liberation weight? What's the big deal? So what if, three months after meeting the tyrant, I suddenly lost fifty pounds! That's all!
Xiao Tuan looked up at the sky with tears in his eyes. "Heh."
From the "Why Am I Always the One Who Gets Hurt?" series:
#Want to lose weight? A demon is even better than falling into a pit!#
#The bloody, tearful history of Big Fat Xiao#
#Someone, come kill this tyrant!#
A note from Aunt Wu:
1. This is basically the heartwarming (??) tale of a big ball of meat who, after being mercilessly tormented by a certain gorgeous demon, returns to the ranks of handsome young men.
2. No hiatus, no angst, just sweet, sweet fluff. If you like angst, please move along. Don't flame if it's not your thing. Screams of delight are welcome!
3. My new novel, "Ghost Ancestor," is open for preorders. Click the button. Thank you for all your support!
This is the proper story of a vicious bottom, whose twisted nature and warped values, inside and out, were already made worse by the survival-of-the-fittest rules of a post-apocalyptic world. One day, he transmigrates to a mysterious otherworldly continent, meets his icy, stoic, top-notch seme, and accidentally has his values reshaped, only for them to become even more warped than before.
A fake-vicious bottom with warped values x an icy, stoic, wife-protecting maniac of a top. Plot-focused, with an exceptionally sweet romance. No angst, just sweet, sweet fluff. A power fantasy with a golden finger. The leads are gorgeous and formidable.
A fictional otherworldly continent, with a somewhat historical feel, but everyone speaks plainly.
Expected to start around October. Once it begins, updates will strictly follow the schedule announced at the time.
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Big, big, we meet each other too late. What the author said about feelings is the same as mine. It is simple and rough, but very loving. I just like this kind of people who have no misunderstandings and no mistresses. How can there be so many misunderstandings about mistresses and others? Come on, big, continue this concept, big, great, great, great~~~~(⁄⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄⁄)
It has been several years. The name that pops out of my head reminds me of the days when I used the computer to read this article. I wonder if I am still writing it now. I hope that my life will get better and better, and that the children in this article will also get better and better in their world.
I didn't expect it to be finished long ago. I stupidly waited for more than a year to post articles on Tieba... Qaqq I'm waiting for your new article
I like it very much. Thank you for your hard work, Mama Wu. Come on, Mama Wu!
I came from the Tieba article. I like Tiantiantian. Wu Ma is great!
I like your articles very much... I switched from Tieba to hookup. You didn't update before the college entrance examination. I have been waiting for a long time... Your view on love is the same as mine, so I especially like sweet articles. I also have the college entrance examination in one month.
Like(*￣3￣)╭?
Like_(:з∠)_
Big, big, we meet each other too late. What the author said about feelings is the same as mine. It is simple and rough, but very loving. I just like this kind of people who have no misunderstandings and no mistresses. How can there be so many misunderstandings about mistresses and others? Come on, big, continue this concept, big, great, great, great~~~~(⁄⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄⁄)
I like it so much(??ω?)? Hey
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