Keeping a Vampire as a Pet

Someone finds a cat outside their front door.

Someone finds a dog outside their front door.

Someone finds a baby outside their front door.

A wealthy, eligible bachelor of a CEO finds a little girl who claims to be a vampire outside his front door.

Every day, she gazes at him hungrily, hiding in corners to stalk him. The moment he gets hurt, she rushes over to lick his blood.

All right, all right, sometimes he teases her, deliberately giving himself little cuts to feed her.

As he raises her, he realizes she's not wrong: raising her to be his wife doesn't sound so bad.

But why do rivals in love keep springing up like mushrooms after the rain as soon as she grows up?

What, they even call her Queen!

That's the kind of scene he only dares to imagine, okay? [Strikethrough]

Who gave those weirdos permission to call her Queen?

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...

Hey, you little brat! How many big brothers do you have?

WTF? So the family rule about remaining chaste until the age of twenty-eight was just to make sure she'd have a high-quality blood source? See you later! [Waves goodbye]

Wait, I was kidding about saying goodbye. Don't run away, you little brat!

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