This Zombie Is So Adorable

Mo Ranxia poked Su Yi's sour face. "Did you step in dog poop today or something? Why the long face? Want a black donkey hoof to help you calm down?" Su Yi lowered her head and glared fiercely at Mo Ranxia. "I'm eating you today." It was feeding time. Su Yi strutted over to Mo Ranxia like she owned the place. Mo Ranxia gave this little lady a sidelong glance. "Sorry, we're closed today. Turn right when you leave, and take your pick from all the A, B, and O blood types on the street." Mo Ranxia: "Hey, kid, I heard your ex is gorgeous?" Su Yi: "What's an ex?" (Thinking: This caregiver's losing it again.) Mo Ranxia: "What blood type do you think I am? Could I be one in a million, panda blood? How else would you explain why you just can't stop?" Su Yi: "Your blood type is Xuanmai. You just can't stop." A thousand mud horses galloped through Mo Ranxia's mind. A hapless transmigrator with practically no fighting ability winds up with a baby zombie who will become the Zombie King. And so begins her miserable life as a caregiver, with nothing but a helpless laugh to offer.